crystalised-dreams:

infinite—lov3:

112233556677:

gayblowjob:

He built a box, and she painted our last initial and their wedding date on it. They put in two unread love letters to each other about why they fell in love, a nice bottle of wine from the year they started dating, and nailed the lid on the box. They promised that if things ever get too hard and their love starts to fade, they will open the box, drink the wine, and read the letters they wrote to each other, reminding them of how much their love means and to never give up.

I shall do that with my future wife.

oh my fucking god.

omgomg, i have to do this

Plot twist: they still get divorced.

OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH

onlyfoolsandvikings:

Motivational Megafauna, they’re extinct but they are proud of you.

thumbtackpress:

Brian McCarty, Free Range Furilla

jshinnn:

ninjacamera:

itskhaixd:

ryannxp:

Cups (When I’m Gone) [Official MV - Director’s Cut] —Anna Kendrick

Beautiful

the cup game got 100x more complicated

wot. dot. fuck.

I pony-fied most of my desktop icons and now I feel so gooooooood :)))

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

She won the show too :)

zohbugg:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

propertyofroonilwazlib:

quiescense:

guceubcuesu:

Moon…

Mercury…

Venus…

Mars…

Jupiter…

Saturn…

Uranus…

Neptune…

Pluto can suck a dick

This is so interesting. Jupiter and Saturn look fucking scary

I am more interested in the OP’s hostility toward Pluto